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Gag the BBC.

Dear Katy Searle,
Imagine a picture. It’s a picture you’d like to see. You can understand it - it’s not complex - and you just want to appreciate it. Now imagine someone coming over to the picture with a fat marker pen and starting to write all over it what they see, what it means to [...]

No invite? Sue you.

Hanni just pointed this out - boy does not invite 2 classmates to his party and is deemed to have violated their rights. That is absolutely stupidly ridiculous - and I can’t wait until some do-goody teacher/socialworker/headline grabber decides to do the same here. (My money is on the lazy do-nothings called Social workers. No-one [...]

Read old stuff

The Times Archive invites you to explore 200 years of history as it appeared in the original pages of The Times newspaper from 1785-1985
http://archive.timesonline.co.uk/tol/archive/

Flowers? I’ll pass

A man accused of murdering BBC television presenter Jill Dando left flowers near the place where she was shot, the Old Bailey has heard.
The evidence came as …..BBC
Note to would-be killers - skip the pretty stuff, it’ll only get you into trouble.

Hungry Pistol

Once I come off? I could eat a scampied elephant between two buttered mattresses.
John Lydon interviewed in The Telegraph